1) Say Hello before you put the kettle on.
2) Feed me my favorite vegetables and give me a run around.
3) You may then make yourselves presentable.
4) When you are prestentable you may release me and allow me access to any room I chews so I can demolish my cardboard castle and rip the newspapers and run around and around and around your feet and love you ... at least until the next growl.
5) Then I shall relax in my new workroom. Don't think I cannot see you hiding under the table with a camera. Is this my best side by the way.
6) Oh and don't call me fluffy bottom.
